"DID YOU FORD THE RIVER OR PAY FOR THE FERRY AMY LEE? That's going to be the decision the world's going to have to make at the apocalypse, I swear to God. If you saved enough money to take the ferry, you get to go to heaven, but if you have to ford the river, your wagon's going to leak and ruin 3/4th of your food and then your mom's going to die of diphtheria." ~ Elijah Wood